No. It was all a game of Trading Places, as this image proves. Definitively.
So, Fabio’s gone. We are sure he’ll, uh, take it on the chin...
As for ’Arry, we think that – should he be offered the
and not John ‘You Can Bring Your
Fucking Dinner’ Sitton or Barry Fry – he ought to
sit on the bench in a Pearly King outfit. And he should select Michael Brown’s
mum, if only for the comedic possibilities that her getting leggy at the end of
extra-time present... England
Congratulations, English Football. You’ve surpassed yourself again.Tweet