JT EYEBALLS BALL

For some time now we in England have known that John Terry (hereafter, JT) is the personification of our island nation’s warrior spirit, the Defender of the Faith.

If there’s anybody who needed glassing in the Nail Gun Arms at last orders, JT’s yer man.

Rumour has it he’s involved with the Chelsea Headhunters, too. Born Organizer. Ringleader material.

JT closes down space. JT gets in the face of the opposition. This much we know.

However, surely squaring up to the actual ball ‘cos you think it’s looking at your missus funny – well, not his missus; the one he’s borrowed – surely that’s going a bit far. Not least because the ball could probably do him… 

* Related Post: Why JT really lost the armband

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