Showing posts with label jonathan wilson. Show all posts
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Friday, 9 March 2012

INTO THE BLIZZARD


It is with a slightly goofy glow of pleasure that I write this. Today, I took delivery of Issue Four of The Blizzard – at present the most highly-regarded publication in the UK for ‘proper’ football writing – and there, on page 28, is a piece penned by yours truly, nestled in a Spain-themed segment alongside the work of such distinguished football scribes as Graham Hunter, a regular on Sky Sports’ Revista de la Liga and author of Barca: The Making of the Greatest Team in the World, and David Winner, the man behind definitely the finest football book I’ve read up to yet in Brilliant Orange: the Neurotic Genius of Dutch Football. My piece is followed by an interview with Sir Alex Ferguson conducted by Philippe Auclair, who has written acclaimed books on Cantona and Blair(ism) and must have a degree of clout to get the russet-bugled one in a one-on-one. Meanwhile, previous issues have featured, among others: Gabriele Marcotti, often seen on ITV’s Champions League highlights show with Gordon Strachan and/or Andy Townsend, and author of Fabio Capello’s biography; Sid Lowe, The Guardian’s Spanish football correspondent and regular talking head on Revista de La Liga; as well as several colleagues of Lowes on the  forementioned newspaper: Raphael Honigstein, Rob Smyth, Scott Murray, Jacob Steinberg, the brilliant Barney Ronay, and the esteemed editor himself, Jonathan Wilson, author of the acclaimed history of football formations and tactics, Inverting the Pyramid.

The honour of this Blizzard appearance – which came about after reviewing Wilson’s latest book, a biography of Brian Clough, for the Nottingham-based LeftLion – was the dimly hoped-for outcome of a vague and improvised idea I had to help me have my voice heard above thousands of ‘competitors’ in the blogosphere – some with genuine expertise; fewer (although still a good few) with writing talent – and to get my stuff to the type of readers (and commissioning editors, more importantly) who might appreciate it. Getting busy getting busy! It remains to be seen whether this will pay off, but this is certainly a fair dollop of kudos.

Originally, I had approached the excellent In Bed With Maradona website, telling them I had a piece that might interest them, one that germinated from a YouTube surf and worked back from there to create a genealogy of the event captured in the clip at the foot of this piece. Yet the further I got into researching it, the more I felt it had more than enough meat on the bones to merit a broader platform (also, good as it looks, IBWM do not pay their contributors, and the Internet is not the best place for 6,000-word articles). Around this time I was alerted by an acquaintance, Gary Naylor, on Twitter that Wilson had read, and liked, my review of Nobody Ever Says Thank You, so I thought I might as well pitch him the article I was writing (and – why not? – a few other ideas while I was at it).


Even though it might have lent itself to being theory-heavy, to using some of the philosophy with which Id grown conversant over the last decade of postgraduate study (since you ask, Deleuze and Guattari’s philosophy of desire and radical materialism found in Capitalism and Schizophrenia, particularly Volume 1, Anti-Oedipus), the final article deliberately steered clear of such an approach; if not quite in at the shallow end, it certainly didn’t require a glossary of terms. Understandably given such a background, a fairly theoretical standpoint – albeit one that seeks to open up these strange ideas to everyday matters – will be a leitmotif of my work as I aim to find a niche in the vast virtual landscape of words on football that gets churned out on a daily basis (The FCF have shown great faith and indulged some of my, um, less commercial efforts)... So, my doctoral thesis was an arduous, if ultimately rewarding, engagement with Peronism (via Deleuze and Guattari), the Argentine political movement named after the husband of Evita, and if that effort is not to prove a colossal waste of time beyond the war medals jangling bashfully on my chest, then I have to apply some of its concepts and remarkable  insights to everyday life, football included. Thankfully, Wilson is keen on this approach and has accepted my pitch for another piece for Issue Six, out in September.

Anyway, the article I have in the current issue – which can bought in .pdf form for 1p or in hard copy for £6 min. (RRP is £12) – is the story of the curious short-term rivalry that took hold between Athletic Bilbao and Barcelona at the start of the 1980s, a fairly fraught time in Spanish history as the nation made the transition to democracy after 40 years of Francoist dictatorship. Basque terrorism was at its height, and this no doubt contributed to the Spanish military plotting for a restoration of dictatorship, Colonel Antonio Tejero famously storming the Spanish parliament in 23 February 1982 and holding the nation’s políticos hostage for 24 hours – a tragicomic, almost Fawltyesque episode, which was captured on State TV.

'El tejerazo'
Against this agitated backdrop, a rugged and highly motivated Athletic Bilbao side assembled by the crabby Javier Clemente – who would go on to coach the Spanish national team from 1992-98, of course – won back-to-back La Liga titles, this following the twin titles of their neighbours Real Sociedad. These four straight championship victories constituted the high watermark of Basque football, and happened at a time when both clubs still operated a Basque-only playing policy – something which remains the case with Athletic, although the criteria as to what constitutes ‘Basqueness’ is slightly malleable (aren’t all nations?) but at any rate territorially incorporates not only the Autonomous Community of the Basque Country, but all of the Basque-speaking provinces in both Spain (thus Navarre as well, with current star striker Fernando Llorente having been born in Pamplona) and south-western France, these together forming Euskal Herria – the Basque homeland.


Barcelona, meanwhile, had enjoyed some success in the cups, both at home and in Europe (they bagged the Cup Winners’ Cup in 1979 and 1982), but coveted another La Liga, last won in 1974. To this end, they signed a certain Diego Armando Maradona, the Argentine joining immediately after the end of Spain’s World Cup of 1982, also later bringing in Argentina’s World Cup-winning coach from 1978, César Luis Menotti, whose cavalier vision of football and leftist politics could not have been more different to the authoritarian and defensive outlook of Clemente. The sincerity of the antipathy was evident in the frequency with which the pair exchanged insults in the press. This no doubt spiced up the fixtures and intensified the rivalry, but the conflict was largely precipitated by an infamous and atrocious tackle on Maradona by Athletic’s hardman centre-back, Andoni Goikotxea, which followed his only slightly less brutal tackle on Barça’s deep-lying midfield regista, Bernd Schuster, in 1981, which kept the German out for 9 months. Little wonder ‘Goiko’ was known in England as ‘The Butcher of Bilbao’ and came top of The Times’ list of Football’s Top 50 Hardmen.

Thus it was that two of Spain’s oldest professional clubs – clubs that ought to have shared an affinity, having both been the target of Franco’s repression of regional cultures and languages (Basque, Catalan and even his own galego) in an effort to impose totalitarian, centralized government across the land – became locked in an unseemly short-term squabble, akin to that which engulfed Chelsea and Leeds United in the late 1960s and early 1970s, a rivalry that also hit a nadir at a domestic cup final, coincidentally. With several factors adding to the simmering bad blood (what Spaniards call morbo), the Copa del Rey final of 1984 was a fractious affair won 1-0 by Athletic to secure a double, their last domestic silverware. At full-time, pandemonium engulfed the field as Maradona kicked off with his erstwhile tormentors – his last act in the famous blaugrana colours before being sold to Napoli.


Coincidentally, this May, some 28 years later (no, not another movie in the Danny Boyle franchise), Barcelona and Athletic, the competition’s two most successful clubs, are due to meet again in the final. Real Madrid have this time declined to offer their stadium – roughly equidistant from the two cities and the largest neutral venue for the game – as host venue. Atlético Madrid’s Vicente Calderón has instead been chosen by the Spanish Football Federation.

Anyway, if you are interested in the back story to this brawl, why not pick up a copy of The Blizzard and peruse ‘The Other Rival, Another Way’  much better than the mouthful of a reluctantly conferred title I had given it: ‘Briefly en contra: Barça, Bilbao and the Battle of the Bernabéu’, incorporating the Spanish language and the theme of short-term rivalry via a pun on a famous film). Im glad the editor saw fit to change it. 





Friday, 13 January 2012

'NOBODY EVER SAYS THANK YOU': A REVIEW


To propose writing yet another book about Brian Clough must, I imagine, be akin to pitching on a new documentary about 9/11 or submitting a PhD proposal for a thesis about Nazi Germany and the Third Reich – does the world really need another? Do you have anything original to contribute to that body of knowledge? Well, in the case of Jonathan Wilson’s Nobody Ever Says Thank You, it just so happens that the answer to both questions is an emphatic ‘Yes’. 

As a regular contributor to The Guardian, World Soccer magazine, and several other well regarded publications, as well as being editor of the utterly brilliant football quarterly, The Blizzard, a profit-sharing, pay-what-you-like venture originally conceived as a much-needed platform for long- form, in-depth journalism about The Beautiful Game, Wilson is among England’s foremost football scribes, his work both scholarly (the award-winning Inverting the Pyramid being a genealogy of football formations and their mutations) and highly readable, covering everywhere from Eastern Europe to West Africa via South America and beyond. This combination of gravitas and lightness, of depth and breadth of knowledge, pervades Nobody Ever Says Thank You; the result is less myth-soaked hagiography or re-hash of the now dog-eared anecdotes (several are in there, although not always how Cloughie himself had told them, Wilson warning that they “are often good to start with, but have been polished to greatness by manipulations over time”) than an all-encompassing 'map' of a singularly compelling figure against the backdrop of a specific period in English football, one that only briefly overlapped with the synthetic glamour and anodyne corporate straitjacketing of a Sky TV ‘revolution’ that seems now to have been with us forever. 

Why would such a footballing cosmopolitan want to tackle Clough, you may wonder. Well, in part, the book is the author’s tribute to his late father, a Wearsider who considered Clough the greatest player ever to represent Sunderland, despite him only playing a season-and-a-half at Roker Park before a career-ending knee injury on Boxing Day 1962, at the age of just 27. The fact that this book is not from the pen of an East Midlander might account for the lack of kid-gloved veneration – albeit with no absence of fairness or compassion – with which it treats its subject over the course of 550 pages that divide up Clough’s life into five lengthy and well-defined segments: the formative years in Middlesbrough and his playing career; his not-so-tentative first steps in management at Hartlepools and then Derby, to whom he delivered the First Division title; the lengthy fallout at Derby and even bigger ruckus at Leeds United; assembling the team that brought the brief glory years to Forest; and, finally, the years of decline. 

Boxing Day, 1962: "The day the iron entered Clough's soul" 

Formation(s)…

It is of course incumbent on all biographers to proffer theories as to the motives and reasons for their subject’s behaviour and actions, to probe them for habits and traits, to tease out what makes them tick – otherwise, the text is nothing more than an aggregate of facts and/or anecdotes; enjoyable, maybe, but not particularly insightful. Now, if our personalities can be said to be a kind of impermanent cocktail of, on the one hand, various formative experiences infolded into memory and habit (that continue to inform and act upon our present perceptions), and, on the other, the ongoing accretion of the diverse and novel events that befall us, swept in off the horizon before we quite know what has happened and affecting those memories and habits, then Wilson balances the two aspects dextrously, not only bringing to bear much expertise in his analysis of the unfolding present – the terra firma of the football world – but also a deftness and subtlety in his consideration of the terra incognita of Clough’s especially opaque unconscious. Indeed, the psychoanalytic speculations are handled both convincingly and modestly (through the consistent use of such tropes as “perhaps” and “maybe”, rather than heavy-handed assertions about what are of course highly complex phenomena), and yet without falling back on that trite Freudian maxim: “the child is father to the man” (i.e. our childhood experiences make us indelibly, inescapably who we are). 

While the author does indeed acknowledge Clough's mother’s Methodist austerity, aspirationalism and orderliness as a strong early influence (until gradually unravelled by alcoholism, at least) – he even kept her mangle in his Quarndon home as a sort of fetish object – as well as the shame of failing his 11-plus exams in a family of academic achievers, there are other equally significant formative events in his adulthood: in particular, the aforementioned injury – one whose traumatic aftershock would quickly settle into a phobia about having injured players around the squad (he would not allow Trevor Francis to sit on the bench for the 1980 European Cup final) – not to mention the unceremonious way Sunderland dumped him in order to claim their insurance fee, treatment that engendered in Clough a hard emotional carapace and his seemingly callous streak. And then there was his mother’s death on the night of his 38th birthday, the night, too, that Derby secured passage to the semi-final of the European Cup, where they would suffer a controversial exit at the hands of a perfidious referee in Turin – events that become emotionally entwined for Clough and that spark in him, conjectures Wilson, an obsession with winning the trophy akin to that of Captain Ahab’s quest for Moby-Dick (a passage from which is chosen as the book’s epigraph), a single-mindedness bordering at times on monomaniacal insanity. 

Now then, young man 


A benevolent dictator 

Anyhow, for all the interest of his formative years and the welcome reminder that he was a formidable goalscorer as a player – indeed, the fastest to 250 senior goals, albeit only in the second tier of English football – it is of course through the prism of football management that Clough will principally be judged (the book’s title is a quote from one of Clough's and Peter Taylor’s key influences, Harry Storer, in reference to …well, to the thanklessness of management). Thus, after lengthy and nuanced accounts of his political battles with the Derby board, his much-documented antipathy toward Don Revie, and the subsequent, ill-fated 44-day attempt to fill Revie’s shoes at Leeds – a fiasco prompted by both the hunt for his ‘whale’ and native brassneck, one given memorable cinematic treatment in The Damned United – almost half the book is then given over to his time in Nottingham, where the outline that emerges is of that singularly curious mixture of the forbidding and the friendly that we know so well, a managerial style that was part-authoritarian, part-libertarian.


The second of these two tendencies is perhaps most clearly evinced in his hands-off, almost laissez-faire approach to both coaching and tactics (famously, never practising set plays or discussing the opposition) and in a match-day modus operandi that focussed almost exclusively on mental preparation, on relaxing his players (having of course embedded both his authority and vision of the way the game should be played), often achieved through his gloriously counterintuitive motivational ploys – permitting booze on the way to cup finals, for instance (a projection of his own nerves, and needs, on to his players, maybe...). The ‘despotic’ streak, meanwhile, can be seen in the fact that, despite hardly ever being at the training ground he was still able to make his presence continually felt, ruling by way of a sort of 'principle of reflection' that was instilled in players through unpredictable acts, much in the same way that the grand yet sporadic spectacles of capital punishment carried out in the name of the distant, never-seen monarchs served to pacify the population. (And much like the inscrutable despots of yore, “no matter what he did, it was always assumed he was doing it for a reason, as though he existed on a higher plane and was constantly manipulating mortals, stimulating them to greater heights or dispensing nuggets of wisdom.” Provoking a perpetual, agitated interpretation of what he means, what he wants: is there a more accurate depiction of despotic power than this?) 


Interestingly, Wilson thus dispels the now commonplace notion that Clough's was a rule of fear per se: “What [he] did was to dominate by force of personality, even when he wasn’t there. His unpredictability prevented anything resembling complacency setting in”. He is equally keen to debunk the “absurd” idea that Clough didn’t deal in tactics, despite his frequent protestations against “subbuteo men being pushed around a felt pitch” and scorn for Revie’s meticulously compiled dossiers. In fact, what Clough didn’t do was overburden the players with details – indeed, occasionally he didn’t even bother with team-talks – in marked contrast to such perpetually gesticulating and perhaps inhibiting figures as, say, Rafa Benítez. Rather, he gave each of them instructions that were “simple and minimalist, rooted in Clough’s basic theory that players, having been strategically selected to blend together, should broadly be given responsibility” and which, added up, created the discernible style of his teams. 
Munich, 1979: Moby-Dick is slain

Double acts: Clough/Taylor; Clough and 'Clough'

Wilson notes that the nature of the Forest teams, if not the style, was transformed once Peter Taylor departed in 1982, with underachieving rough diamonds now eschewed for “neat football played by polite young men with short hair who didn’t answer back to referees”. The breakdown in the relationship with Taylor is perhaps the most poignant of the book’s narrative threads – familiar events, true, but here overlaid with genuine insight into the psychodynamics within and between the two. At its best, it was the classic good-cop, bad-cop duo – Taylor the unearther of unpolished gems, Clough the man who moulded them into a cohesive whole – while, crucially, Taylor seems to have been the only person able both to lift Clough from his periodic bouts of morose introspection and to rein him in from his boorish excesses.

The vicissitudes of their relationship encompassed playing together at Middlesboro, where hours and hours were spent discussing the game, ideas carried into diverse management experiences at Hartlepools, Derby, and Brighton, before being reunited for the Forest zenith. Over the course of the book we see how small cracks in the friendship – “fissures” that were at first imperceptible but that would later come to sunder completely the affection and trust between them – might in fact have been there from very early on (in 1959, Clough accused Taylor of deliberately letting in goals) but only later crossed that threshold beyond which they cease to be tolerable. The micro-cracks were perhaps evident in Clough’s fondness for skimming off perks at Derby, and in Taylor’s insecurity and craving for recognition, provoking his ill-fated book in 1981 – all of which would lead, we know, to an apparently “shot” Taylor suddenly turning up in the dugout at Derby. Although Wilson is too careful to say so unequivocally, it is plausible that it was because of his definitive rupture with Taylor – a schism so bitter and with so much mutual treachery and rancour that neither spoke a word to each other after the tribunal to determine the fee for John Robertson’s controversial transfer to Derby – that Clough increasingly sought refuge in alcohol, and also that, once Taylor had died, the end of his reign at Forest was so precipitous and chaotic. Put simply, he was heartbroken; it was the end of a platonic love affair. In many ways, the single greatest tragedy of Nottingham Forest’s history is the waning of their energy, the erosion of these bonds, the loss of two mates’ ability to make each other laugh. 

Of course, an unavoidable thematic constant of the book is the liberal use of alcohol to block out the perceived pain and cruelty of the game – a pain felt so palpably by Clough as a player who had been cut down in his prime, a cruelty intrinsic to a job that so often involves deciding the fate of players (a reluctant despot, then...). It is in large part as an outgrowth of being emotionally taxed in this manner, Wilson argues convincingly, that Clough’s famously brash and bumptious public persona emerges over time – an accumulation of acts of booze-fuelled or booze-emboldened bravado that recall (for me, anyway) nothing so much as Hamlet. In Shakespeare’s masterpiece, the eponymous Prince of Denmark famously adopts an “antic disposition” to try and spook various courtesans and family members so as to manipulate their emotional responses and ultimately their behaviour. However, so convincing is he at it that this alter ego comes to take on a life of its own, with those around him – perhaps even Hamlet himself – unsure as to whether he was genuinely unhinged or “but mad in craft”.  

'Clough': TV character


So it is with Clough at Forest, claims Wilson, and then goes on, intermittently, to chart his slide into self-parody, egged on by a media happy for his rent-a-quote polemical shtick, him happy for the adulation, his hammed up bluster and bragadoccio thus becoming gradually sedimented into habit. And as his psychological moorings became less secure, increasingly the question becomes: how much of his famously bizarre man-managerial ruses and public utterances were a performance, an artifice, contrived, and how much were they ‘authentic’ (non-deliberate, spontaneous) behaviour? Though this be madness, yet there is method in’t... In Wilson's account, Clough over time thus became ‘Clough’: literally, a caricature of himself, a mask, a set of public expectations, a tool to control his players, a device to protect himself from the pain of his job, a media entity. To underline this crucial point, Wilson cites the observation of another Clough biographer, Tony Francis, that “what made him difficult to work with wasn’t his genius per se but his recognition of his genius”. In the dugout, where it really mattered, the gambits of ‘Clough’ are shown to tread a fine line between said genius and an “insufferable perversity” (it often being the outcome of his actions, rather than any “internal logic”, that determined the media's evaluation of his antics). 

None of which is to say that this isn’t a highly effective way to manage, of course, and in among the familiar and not so familiar yarns – the extraordinary theatricality and doggedness of his attempts to secure key signings (McFarland and Gemmill are favourite stories), the brazen and cunning use of the media as PR and political tool – there is a heartfelt vindication of Clough’s considerable post-Taylor achievements at Forest, let alone those of the 1978-80 collaborative zenith and their previous work along the A52. Of the former – three third-place finishes and two League Cup wins for a club with small gates and limited resources that, post-Heysel, was denied the oxygen of European football – Wilson is rightfully effusive, judging the work of the 1980s to be “extraordinary”. Of the latter, he says: “It is hard to overstate the magnitude of what Clough had done… Derby and Forest were not merely provincial sides without a league title to their names, but neither was even in the first division when Clough took over. To lead one modest club to promotion and the league title would be remarkable, to do it twice in the space of a decade was barely credible”.
Method in his madness
 
‘Til death us do part...

And yet… For all the tangible admiration of the author for these achievements, there is much here that might be unpalatable, heretical even, to the eyes of a trenchant, perhaps over-zealous Forest supporter. Then again, it is a self-professedly critical biography and Wilson is certainly no apologist for Clough’s more capricious character traits, his often vicious tongue, his erratic favour and fancy. Nor does he indulge those accounts that merely shrug off all this behaviour as part-and-parcel of his nebulous ‘genius’ – after all, Sir Bobby Robson proved that one could be both successful and pleasant. So, among other things that might be considered delicate, we have: an eyes-wide-open look at the circumstantial evidence surrounding the bungs scandal in the early 90s; mention of the apparent willingness of Clough to return to Derby County in February 1977; reference to a habit of souring the moment of victory, most notably after both European Cup finals; censure for both his ill-advised comments in the wake of Hillsborough disaster and the infamous cuffing of two Trent Enders during a mass pitch invasion; heavy criticism for his graceless, boorish grandstanding after failing to land the England job in 1977 when he acted “like an embarrassing drunken uncle at a wedding”… Then, at the end, there is the sad picture of a man(ager) whose fight has been expunged, one perhaps unwilling to adapt his thinking to recent changes in the game, a spent and broken figure now visibly raddled by the booze and hastily being granted the Freeman of the City as his Empire, finally, crumbles. Each of these episodes is considered by an author with no constituency to sway and therefore no punches to be pulled, and the book is all the better for it. 

And yet… For all these many flaws, and for all that it will come as a difficult and painful read in places, this book is probably going to do very little to penetrate the overwhelming sense of gratitude and love in the hearts of Forest fans (indeed, Wilson points out that, time and again, he inspired sympathy and loyalty in even his most ardent foes). In sickness and in health… And as with any long-lasting marriage, the Forest faithful will no doubt accept – for richer or for poorer – the snoring and farting and dodgy unilateral upholstery purchases in exchange for the magic he brought, the stardust that he sprinkled on the city: a strong line of credit indeed. For Clough – ‘Clough’ – lives on today in the hearts and minds of so many, including carousing magazine editors crossing the Market Square in the wee hours, prompted by some long embedded memories to stop and kiss the statue and offer sincere and heartfelt thanks to him for having improved the quality of his life. 

Freeman of the City
This monumental book is simultaneously testament to an extraordinarily rich life and to a formidable act of synthesis on the author’s part, assimilating the not inconsiderable Clough corpus into a coherent, consistent account of a flawed man of exceptional abilities. Nevertheless, despite this work of synthesis, this is no parasitic ‘meta-biography’ – a book about the books about Clough, some of which remain indispensable – for there is a vast amount of original research here, even if no hugely surprisingly new facts are unearthed. For those less disposed to footballing minutiae, one minor criticism of the text would be its inclusion of several lengthy passages from provincial newspapers (in the North Eastern phase of his footballing life, by and large) that are occasionally as heavy as the old pitches and could easily have been condensed or omitted (although, one can understand the author’s reluctance to jettison an investment of so many hours’ work). At any rate, this is a minor quibble and doesn’t impinge on the remaining four parts – so thick and fast do the anecdotes and events stack up that there’s no need for padding, and one can think of few people in British football who could justify such treatment, a figure so transcendent that there are, of course, statues of him in both Derby and Nottingham.

For those looking for a clear and unambiguous answer to the Clough enigma, Nobody Ever Says Thank You will disappoint. Inevitably. It doesn't attempt to offer the definitive truth – for to seek that would be every bit as Ahabian as was Clough – and, as a result of the aforementioned modesty, there is no final verdict to be found here, nor any pithily bitesize summing up of the sort that Martin O’Neill once famously sidestepped. For Clough was confrontational, amiable, brash, obnoxious, charming, hypocritical, generous, money-obsessed, canny, clever, anti-intellectual, messianic, worshipped, lonely, occasionally xenophobic and self-pitying, often witty, bullying, thin-skinned, courageous, strident and vacillating, a visionary and a compulsive, insecure and self-aggrandising, a boozer, a gardener, a family man, fond of his downtime, an idealist and a materialist, noble-minded and sanctimonious. And above all, Brian Howard Clough was one of a kind. 


This review first appeared on the LeftLion website.

 




Thursday, 8 December 2011

CLOUGH AT LEEDS: AN IMPOSSIBLE JOB?






It is among the greatest, and most well-thumbed, of English football stories, Brian Clough’s tumultuous 44 days at Leeds United in 1974, an episode amply covered by the fine film The Damned United – although not without some dramatic licence being taken by the screenplay vis-à-vis the book, which itself takes a liberty or two with the facts, such as they are. Had An Impossible Job not been the name given to the equally great documentary about Graham Taylor’s attempt to qualify England for the 1994 World Cup, it might have served as the title of Tom Hooper’s film. Mind you, irrespective of whether or not Clough could have succeeded there given the bad blood, it’s fair to say you’ve probably got off on the wrong foot when your opening address to your new charges (after having spent a week observing them, not, as the film has it, on the day of his arrival – late – from a holiday in Mallorca), the reigning champions, begins “The first thing you can do for me is you can take all those medals and you can throw them in the bin. Because you’ve won them all by cheating.” 


The new 550-page Clough biography, Nobody Ever Says Thank You, by Jonathan Wilson, the eminent football writer and author of the award-winning Inverting the Pyramid: A History of Football Tactics, covers these six-and-a-bit weeks with forensic thoroughness and balance – two of the more salient traits of Clough’s genius as a manager. Of course, this colossally ill-conceived pep talk didn’t emerge from nowhere: its pre-history rooted in a barely concealed mutual loathing between Clough and Don Revie, the man he replaced at Leeds. Two years prior to his unexpected arrival in West Yorkshire, Clough had confirmed himself as the bright young thing of English management by taking a provincial Derby County from Division 2 to the First Division title (a feat he would repeat along the A52 at Nottingham Forest), while Revie’s appointment as England manager in the summer of 1974 ended thirteen-and-a-half highly successful years at Elland Road. If not quite a winning machine in the way that Liverpool 1975-90 or Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United have been, they were nevertheless phenomenally consistent challengers for major honours at home and abroad – indeed, the medals that Clough told them to bin included two top division titles, an FA Cup, a League Cup, and two Fairs Cup wins (precursor of the UEFA Cup, now the Europa League), while they also lost three FA Cup finals, one Cup-Winners’ Cup final, and a Fairs Cup, as well as finishing Division One runners-up on five occasions. 

Although both Revie and Clough were sons of Middlesbrough, they were the proverbial chalk and cheese, both temperamentally and as footballing ideologues. The superstitious Revie was a stickler, obsessed with compiling tactical dossiers detailing the strengths and weaknesses of the opposition, an approach scorned by Clough who was almost entirely hands-off, a mercurial motivator who believed tactics confused players and thus never discussed the opposition, regarding his principal task making the team relaxed – only after having first asserted his authority over them, of course, and only on match days – whence the frequent mid-season jaunts on which he took his teams.

Revie’s Leeds team were notorious for their gamesmanship, cynicism and roughhousing, traits much in evidence in the famous 1970 FA Cup final replay with Chelsea, arguably the most savage football match seen on these shores. When reviewed by David Elleray in 1995 through the lens of then-current refereeing standards, he concluded that Leeds would have incurred seven bookings and three dismissals (Johnny Giles, Billy Bremner, Jack Charlton), while Chelsea merited the small matter of thirteen yellows, including three each for ‘Chopper’ Harris, Dave Webb, and Charlie Cooke. Charlton had gone by the time Clough arrived, but the team still had Bremner, Giles, Norman Hunter and Paul Madeley to get intimate with the opposition.



Despite evidence of what might charitably be called moral flexibility, particularly concerning money, Clough certainly saw himself as a standard bearer for a noble vision of the way football ought to be played. If that involved a degree of romanticism and self-deception, then there is no doubt that, for all the anti-authoritarian streak, Clough held fast to lifelong principles when it came to not haranguing referees, and thus believed Revie’s teams played outside both spirit and letter of the law (indeed, he even suspected – with some evidence – that Revie had tried to bribe referees). In fact, he spelled out his distaste for the “cold” and austere Revie’s teams in a Sunday Express column in the summer 1973, arguing that they ought to have been demoted by the FA for their indiscretions and infractions the previous season – “persistent misconduct on the field” – rather than merely given a suspended fine, particularly as, a couple of years earlier, Clough’s Derby had been fined £10,000 by the FA and banned from competing in Europe for a year due to administrative misconduct. Clough spared neither Revie nor the mandarins at Lancaster Gate: 

The Football Association should have instantly relegated Don Revie’s team after branding them as one of the dirtiest clubs in Britain. As it is, the befuddled minds of the men who run the game have missed the most marvellous chance of cleaning up soccer in one swoop. By ‘fining’ Leeds and Birmingham £3000 they have allowed the ‘bad boys’ to laugh at authority. No wonder Don Revie was smiling broadly as he left the disciplinary commission’s hearing in London. I looked at his happy face smiling at me out of my newspaper in Spain. It just about spoiled my holiday to read that the £3000 fine has been suspended until the end of the coming season… If the FA had fined Don Revie £3000 and sent his football club into the Second Division, they would have cured many of the ills of the game at a stroke…

Twelve months later, Cloughie was the boss at “his football club”.

By any yardstick, Leeds’ appointment of Clough was baffling, given the choler spilled during the feud, the sheer rancour between the two men. Imagine Mourinho at Barcelona, or Ferguson at Liverpool. Clough had persistently used print and broadcast media to condemn Revie and Leeds (and he would relish laying the boot in when Revie abandoned the England job for Emirati money in 1977), and only the naïve and/or hopelessly optimistic could have truly believed that this crusade would not have fostered any resentment among the Leeds players. Leeds’ board’s ostensible reasoning was that they needed a big personality to fill the void left by Revie – something of a father figure to the players – although Wilson suggests that, for all his successes, he was never that well liked in the boardroom, opening up the fanciful though not completely implausible possibility that they might have wished to spite him by hiring Clough. As for Clough, his motive for accepting the job was, on the surface at least, quite clear: he had an obsession with the European Cup (Derby had lost the semi-final to Juventus in April 1973, cheated by a referee a matter of weeks after the passing of his beloved mother) and was here offered an immediate shot at glory. The bad blood notwithstanding, following Revie was an assignment that would have daunted many, but Clough was coming off nine months at third-tier Brighton & Hove Albion, a managerial wilderness, and despite a tendency to prevaricate over job offers (Peter Taylor invariably helping him to make up his mind) he evidently had the chutzpah to believe he could pull it off. Or so it seemed.



But why you would walk in and belittle your players? Surely he must have known that it was professional suicide. It is not as though there were many wallflowers in that dressing room, either. Wilson argues, convincingly, that Clough had been apprehensive, that despite the bravado, he was gripped by trepidation, one that more and more sought pacification through the alcoholism that would later render him all the more capricious and unpredictable. Truly, the Clough that stood and berated Bremner, Hunter et al was an emulsion of fears. Furthermore, and crucially, he was without right-hand man, Taylor, confidant, wit, and bulwark against intemperance, who had stayed at Brighton. 

At any rate, with an uneasy situation only worsening, a fractious meeting between players and board was held, during which Clough walked out to allow the squad to speak freely. A few days and one game later, Clough was fired and – with a little legal help – promptly negotiated a £100,000 pay-off that set him up for life financially, undoubtedly a contributory factor that settled him down for work at Nottingham Forest (even at this stage, Derby still had a dissident protest movement – called The Protest Movement – mobilizing for his return, well over a year after his charade of a resignation had been accepted).

That same afternoon, Clough went straight from Elland Road to the studios of Yorkshire Television where, after an afternoon supping champagne, he and Revie would participate in what Wilson calls “perhaps the most mesmerising conversation about football ever recorded on British television, a double header fascinating both in its surface detail and for the hostility that flickered constantly beneath”. The full version is available on YouTube [Part 1, Part 2, Part 3], but it is at the point in the interview covered by the clip below that things truly become interesting, host Austin Mitchell wisely keeping out of an exchange that is by no means unidimensionally rancorous, as Revie and Clough indulge in self-justification, condemnation of one another, mutual respect and even counsel.



Was it really all played out in advance, then, inevitable from the beginning, a simple ‘fact’ that he never really stood a chance? Johnny Giles claims that the conventional wisdom – and the story perpetrated by The Damned United – is simply untrue, that the players would have played for Clough if for no other reason than naked self-interest. Put simply, Leeds’ players wanted success and were therefore open-minded about him. Clough effectively scuppered his own chances, though. It wasn’t long before he was turning up late, and he scarcely bothered with any of the preparation that the meticulous Revie revelled in. His laissez-aller approach was a culture shock for Leeds; they thought Clough amateurish, although Giles, magnanimously, says he later started to understand the logic of it all.

When all is said and done – and for all that there was some grudging respect for their achievements – it is indisputable that Clough held little affection for them or their methods and found it difficult to rouse himself to try and manufacture any. There is nothing necessarily wrong with that per se, but combined with Clough’s bombastic and confrontational nature, and the habitual suppression of his inhibitions by alcohol, it led to several immeasurably damaging diatribes, not all of which preceded his arrival in Leeds, that would have hardened Revie’s team against him, even if ‘only’ subconsciously. One such occasion was at a players’ dinner held in Roundhay, a suburb to the north-east of the city, at which Clough turned up two hours late in his tracksuit and, handing the Players’ Player of the Year award to goalkeeper David Harvey, observed “How the fuck you’ve won this, I’ll never know”.

But if it was going to be impossible, if the antipathy for Clough among the Leeds players, and supporters, were too deep-seated, then it could well have been rooted in a staggeringly disrespectful episode two years earlier, at a Testimonial Dinner for Peter Lorimer (Leeds’ Scottish attacking midfielder for 15 seasons) at which Harold Wilson, between his stints as Prime Minister, was present. Wilson – the author – picks up the tale:


Clough couldn’t have been more of an outsider. His battle with Revie was a long-running, persistent dispute of such consuming intensity that at one point even Harold Wilson was caught up in the fall-out.
    Wilson was one of five hundred guests at a dinner given in honour of Peter Lorimer in January 1973, when Clough was still manager at Derby. For some reason – inexplicable in retrospect – Clough had been booked as a guest speaker. Lorimer was presented with Yorkshire Television’s Sports Personality of the Year Award, and then left to prepare for a Cup replay Leeds were playing against Manchester United the following day. A couple of speeches acknowledging his contribution to Leeds followed, after which Clough stood up to speak. “I have sat here now for approximately two-and-a-half hourse,” he started, “and I’m not replying to anyone or anything until I have had a wee. And I’m being very serious – you get on your bloody feet, you get a beer, and then if you’ve not got to get up early in the morning, get back and listen.” When he finally got back, having – according to his autobiography – been waylaid by someone who wanted to talk to him about Edward Heath’s love of sailing, impoliteness rapidly became outright offensiveness. “I’ve come along to pay tribute to sport,” he said. “I’ve come along to pay tribute to Peter Lorimer … Despite the fact that he falls as many times when he hasn’t been kicked, despite the fact he protests as many times when he has nothing to protest about …”
    He got little further as the room erupted. Battling the hubbub, Clough called Bremner a little cheat, called for Leeds to be docked points for their cynicism, and, for the first time, made his crack about Eddie Gray having so many injuries that he’d have been put down if he’d been a racehorse. As members of the audience tried to shout him down, Clough accused them of being cowards, attacking him from a position of strength in a crowd. When one heckler began to make a coherent point, Clough harangued him for being a mumbler and disappeared on a bizarre tangent about England becoming a “nation of mumblers”.
    Through a mixture of rudeness and weirdness, Clough had ruined what had been intended as a night of celebration; Yorkshire Television refused to show any of the speech when they aired highlights of the evening. Although he eventually sent a bunch of flowers to Mary Wilson, Harold’s wife, to apologise, Clough initially insisted he couldn’t see what all the fuss was about. “They didn’t tell me beforehand it was being filmed, he said – although it’s not clear why it would have been less offensive had he known – “they didn’t brief me on what I could and could not say and, in future, if they want a puppet to get up and say something to please everybody in the room I suggest they invite Basil Brush.”

Passage reproduced courtesy of Orion Books.