A TEAM OF NATIONS

Mark COOK (ISLANDS) (Univeritario)

Ryan FRANCE (Hull)

Rinus ISRAEL (Feyenoord, Netherlands)

Mike ENGLAND (Spurs, Wales)

Ken OMAN (Shamrock Rovers)

Matty HOLLAND (Charlton, Ipswich; Ireland)

Stephen IRELAND (Man City, Villa; Ireland)

Alan BRAZIL (Ipswich, Man Utd; Scotland)

Daniel MONTENEGRO (Independiente, Club América; Argentina)

Diego Capel TRINIDAD (Sevilla, Sporting Lisbon; Spain)

Joe JORDAN (Man Utd, Milan; Scotland)

Subs

Jason SCOTLAND (Swansea, Trinidad)

CHAD Barrett (LA Galaxy)

Manager: Rosa LUXEMBURG

Kit design: Roy LICHTENSTEIN

Physical trainer: Rob DENMARK

Shirt sponsor: ICELAND

Tennis player for them to have a hit with: Juan MÓNACO

Team Womble: Uncle BULGARIA

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